I’ve been posting videos on youtube for a hot minute but wordpress is my jam so here we are. Lots of very simple recipes to come. Like the rest of the planet I let the photos of pinterest dictate what I will be eating. However I can’t follow a recipe per se, I will omit steps if I “feel” like they’re just bullshiting my time, I can’t handle a pile of dirty dishes (less is best), I can’t spell/use grammar or form proper sentences (embarrassing)….so this should all be looked at as a bonus. Why just post a recipe on a cooking blog when it can be so much more?! Did I mention the words “cheap” or “calories”? These 2 words are the cornerstone of it all. If this blog was filling out a job application then the first & last name would be Cheap Calories and the job history would be “omitting steps”, “avoid dirtying dishes”, etc. Alright, full speed ahead.